Bathroom Etiquette

Do you have a roommate that will use your clean, perfectly folded/hung bath towel instead of his dirty one that is laying on the ground still wet?

I do.


Do you have a roommate that will use your deodorant if he is too lazy to go buy his own?

I do.


Do you have a roommate that will also use your bar of soap in the shower?

I do.


Do you have a roommate that will use your shaving cream because he is too lazy to go buy his own? And even use your spare bottle of shaving cream after you hide your current one from him?

I do.



Because of this I now live out of my bedroom. I never unpack my bathroom kit from travel, as it is just easier to transport since I now have to keep everything in my closet. I have hooks on my wall in my room but instead of jackets or something normal, I hang my bath towels on them. I am becoming a willing prisoner of my own room because I choose not to live in his filth, or let his filth infect my lifestyle. More Qs....

Does your roommate flush the toilet after he pisses?

Mine doesn't


Does your roommate close the door when he uses the bathroom?

Mine doesn't


Does your roommate wipe anything down or put anything away when he is done?

Mine doesn't


I don't know if this guy was raised by wolves or something far worse, but if I had to guess I would choose the 'far worse' option. Final answer.


Has your roommate broken the TP holder in your bathroom?

Mine has. Three times.


Has your roommate lost the TP holder in your bathroom?

Mine has. Twice.


Has your roommate clogged up the toilet bad enough to have to call a plumber....after a week?

Mine has.


Did that roommate act surprised when the plumber explained that the missing TP holders mysteriously got flushed and that's what was clogging the toilet....because mine didn't.