Will He Eat It?
This will be a recourring theme here on this blog. Mostly because anything, and I mean ANYthing, I leave in the fridge or pantry he will consume. Any leftovers, any beers, any frozen foods and even my stir frys....all have gone missing. Well, not really missing, since he doesn't even have the decency to throw away the trash he creates when he tears into my stuff, the evidence is quite clear that a hurricane had just passed through.
I thought I had seen everything at this point, and I had no more food in the house from the late night munchies binges he goes on. I refused at this point to restock any food or drinks, it was all too obvious what their fate would be.
The only thing I had in the house at this point was four frozen lime-aid concentrates, it is for a special drink with Vodka and Beer. Sounds gross but it really is awesome.
It had been a late night for the Hurricane. I don't know if it was midnight or 4am, both or the entirety of that time span, but I kept hearing the same loop of sounds outside my room. Bong rips....15mins pass.....microwave....15mins pass.....bong rips....15 mins pass......microwave.....etc. For hours. He must have gone through all the food he had left over because as I went to work, I snapped this epic pic....
Yup. The Hurricane actually broke out my lime-aid, grabbed a spoon and started indulging himself. This was shortly after Halloween, that is why there is candy all over the place in this pic. I could not believe he got the munchies so bad he started eating lime-aid concentrate straight from the package. This is why we now have "Will He Eat It?" on here, as I will regularly put weirder and weirder shit in the fridge....and see if he will eat it.
You absolutely WILL NOT believe the next "Will He Eat It?" post. It has already happened, and I still don't believe it. The passive aggressive wars have officially started.
I've been reading this entire blog, BD. It really is incredible that you haven't killed him by now. I wouldn't be able to resist. At least reading this makes me put my own roommate frustrations in perspective.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, some friends of mine used to make a drink in college with lime concentrates, vodka, and beer (and Mellow Yellow) and called it "Hop, Skip, and Go Naked".
-Patterson
Yup its really unbelievable. But at this point...its entertaining, I'm actually starting to enjoy this creature and his habits. Good times.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, thats the drink we make with it. Freaking good right? Doesnt sound good but it is. Its our summer drink.
Why not ask him to leave?
ReplyDeleteHe has no idea what he is like. I think he may be retarded, I dont think he will understand that he is not normal. Crazy people don't think theyre crazy...
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