Whew that was close, just when we thought he was probably retarded and aimlessly stumbling through his existence, akin to a real life Peter Griffin, he has squashed all our fears. Behold, thee Hurricane hath created a 20 year plan for himself...on a 3x5 index card.
This is a new trick of his. I am starting to find 3x5 cards all over the house with the ramblings of a weed addicted alcoholic. Some notes to self include "the hungry ghosts" and "bill clinton is a buddist". Yes really, that's all they say on them. Monumental prophetic original Hurricane quotes that need to be written down before they are forgotten. I will first contact the Library of Congress so these wont be lost to history, then I will start posting them here if he keeps it up. But none of these maxims can compare to the simplistic hilarity of the 20 year plan.
Not being the types to stand in awe of greatness and not be inspired by this well thought out, highly detailed life plan filled with endless goals, Shitass (Vic) and Myself (BD) have created our own...
Do you have the spare time, energy and shear will power to put your 20 year plan to print? If so, grab a 3x5 index card and make it happen. Send a phone pic or a scan of it to vegasbd@gmail.com and I will post it to this site. Please stick to the format and be as creative as possible with your single life goal. =)
Update 1/5/11: And here they start. Posting your 20 year plans that I get in my inbox.
Just as I expected. This has become the most viewed post on this entire blog...within an hour of posting it. The pageviews speak to its awesomeness.
ReplyDeleteToo funny B. Does your roommate have a clue that he's a creep?
ReplyDeleteI just look for the hurricane posts. They amuse me since I don't live with him
ReplyDeleteAny 20 Year plans submitted before end of April 2011 will end up in the book.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that could have made his 20 year plan better... if he had labeled his axis.
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