Will He Eat It? - Dog Food

Time to kick it up a notch. After the Starfish and Mystery Meat I was grasping for new ideas, I didn't know how to top those. That was until Shitass and I went grocery shopping a few days ago for his BDay party and I again realized my imagination is no match for the Hurricane's reality. My shortcoming this time was the fact that I was limiting myself to human food, how could I be so dumb?

SA: No don't do it BD there's no way he will eat dog food.
BD: I don't know what else to try!
SA: It's a waste of money man.
BD: It's only 99 cents! We'll make it look good, it's all about the presentation man! You know this, you watch the food network all day!
SA: Good point, lets puts some pork and BBQ sauce in it too, it'll help mask the smell.
BD: Done. Were doing it.
SA: Wow.
BD: You think he will like the chicken and salmon or the beef stew?
SA: hahahahahah this isn't right man he's gonna eat it.
BD: Beef stew it is.

So we got back to the house and started preparing the 'leftovers' giggling like little school girls. I'll let the pictures tell the rest of this story...

Now tell me this drunkass with the munchies wont eat the shit out of that amazing looking (and smelling) dog food at 3am? Time to set the trap:

Did he eat it? Not only did he eat it, he got into it in less than 24 hours after us putting it in there! We left the house about 2pm that day and I returned about that same time the next day (I had the week off work, Hurricane didn't). Within the very first night of my dog food leftovers sitting in the lonely, bare fridge...he sampled it.

Even though he only took a couple of pieces (enough for us to notice, also I was able to easily check the sink for the fork he used since he doesn't ever do dishes), I'm pretty sure that if we had a working microwave he would have eaten all of one or both of these containers. We have since smoothed it out so we can tell if he eats more and put it back in the fridge.

Now, the question of the day....where the hell do I go from here? I mean he just ate dog food for fucks sake! Whats next? Anyone have any ideas? I'm all ears...

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Las Vegas, NV - Man Losing Weight With Dog Food Diet

Just came across this, had to post link. Ha