Eats Sleeping Pills Like Skittles

This one I never expected. This was back many months ago when I still used to get surprised by the Hurricane's unusual life patterns. I was over a buddy's house on 33rd street Sunday night and was about to ride my bike home. It was pretty cold out, I believe this was back in Nov or Dec so I didn't want to stop at the store to buy some sleeping pills for the week.

Work was crazy busy to the point I would have to leave before 6am and this is the only way I can force myself to be in bed by 9pm. So my buddy Hank gave me a pack of his all natural pills, it was a new pack so it would more than hold me over for the week, or so I thought.

I took one out of the new pack and idiotically left the pack out on the kitchen counter. There is NO WAY the Hurricane could have mistaken these for anything other than sleeping pills, but sure enough I wake up to the package looking like this. He ate all these in one night. Amazing.