I thought almost nothing about this. Considering how he destroys doors when he goes through them I just assumed he slammed the front door too hard one day, the mirror fell down and he was unable to figure out how to hang it back up. After all, I don't expect a retarded four year old to be able to figure out how to hang something on a wall, even if the nail is already there, so I didn't expect the Hurricane too either. So I took the 2.5 seconds to stop, hang it back up, and go about my day.
I came home the next day from work to a realization that what I thought happened is probably not what actually happened. This time, the mirror was in the hallway next to the kitchen! I didn't take a picture of this, sorry about that, because I was in a hurry. So much in a hurry I didn't even remember to try to figure out what happened and why the mirror would be in the hallway. I simply hung it back up and we about my day.
THEN, I came home the next day to the mirror not being on the wall, or next to it, or even in the hallway. I looked in the Hurricane's stink cave but it wasn't in there either. I just figured he probably broke it and threw it away.
THEN, I went to take a piss later that night when I got back. The freaking mirror is in the bathroom! Why the shit does he have the mirror in the bathroom now? Was this were he was taking it each time I had to hang it back up? Was he using it to manscape with his new trimmers? Was he using it to do massive lines of adderall to keep losing weight? Is he just moving random things around the house to confuse me?
I still have no idea what he was doing with it. There is even an update to this post that has already happened, just can't post it yet. Soon.
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