Grows A Beard, Needs Trimming

Last night I went to bed pretty early, right after that the Hurricane came home, busted through the front door and started tearing open stuff. I was happy I was in bed with my door closed, I did not want to see the mess he was creating. When he buys something new and brings it home it looks like a pack of sharks attacking a giant steak in a sea of red chum. Shit goes everywhere.

I start to doze off after a few minutes and I hear him turn something on. It's vibrating. Loud. What the shit did this creature buy now? What the hell would be vibrating? I buried my head in my pillows trying to ignore all the questions I kept coming up with. I've never been so happy to have taken a sleeping pill an hour earlier, I passed out right then.

I wake up and jump in the bathroom to take a shower. Then I saw the evidence. There are hairs EVERYWHERE. All over the sink, all over the floor, even all over the toilet. It's not easy to see in this picture but click on it to make it larger.


I look around the bathroom hoping to find some hair/beard clippers, just praying that was the vibrating sound I heard last night going to sleep. I didn't see any in the bathroom, but that's because I'm an idiot and thought that the Hurricane would actually keep his personal items in his room or the bathroom. Where is he keeping the clippers and outlet charger? The kitchen of course! And yes, there are little hairs on the counter there under it. This is my life.