The Creature From Craigslist: 3x5 Card: Kristen

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

3x5 Card: Kristen

Not sure exactly what this says but "Kristen" if you read this....run. I believe your life to be in danger. I recommend a TRO, your local county courthouse can help with the restraining order process, it's easier than you think. Trust me, I have stalkers myself. =)

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AnonymousApril 27, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Better not be a short kristen that lives at my house
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VegasBDApril 27, 2011 at 5:22 PM
hahahahahah @Brian I think I found this card before you guys visited for that 'Meet The Hurricane' party.
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