Has Started Collecting Womens Makeup

This was a surprise. And no matter how many times I say I think I've seen it all or the Hurricane can't surprise me, I'm wrong. This time he left one of his bathroom drawers open and I couldn't believe what I saw. He has several items of female makeup in there! Hard to tell from the pic, click on it to enlarge, but I inspected them with a neighbor friend and they are indeed what I say they are.

Before you go saying someone left it....um NO. The Hurricane has only ever had one other creature that could be remotely considered a girlfriend. She was around for a few weeks on and off. I can describe her with one little fun fact: she played offensive line for her high school football team. And even that was last last year and these are a recent addition to the bathroom.

With that in mind, why the hell is there makeup in here? Has he been using it? What the shit is going on NOW? This will be yet another "don't want to know the answer so not going to ask the question post."