Well, we are almost into our fourth month with no microwave after he
set it on fire back in November. He has mentioned only two or three times that he was leaving to go buy a new one, only to come back with a big bag of goodies from the marijuana dispensary. About the same amount of times he said he hired a maid that never showed up.
Anyway, this creature is starting to show signs of intelligence. On his last trip to Trader Joes he didn't buy more microwave dinners like usual, that he has been known to
heat up in the fireplace, but a new type of food. I have no clue what it is, but look at the tag line:
"Ready To Eat Warm or Cold"
No comments:
Post a Comment