One of the more interesting things I saw in the morning was food in my fireplace. Figuring someone was just really drunk and did it to be funny was enough for me to dismiss this until Shitass came over later that day.
BD: Dude the train came off the tracks last night, look at this place.
SA: Wow looks like we were the Hurricanes last night.
BD: Yea really, someone even threw a plate of food in the fireplace!
We went over to look at it trying to figure out why. I walked away to pick up more trash while Shitass kept looking at it.
SA: Umm, BD, this isn't our food from last night, this is the Hurricane's food.
BD: What?
SA: Is that his microwave dinner packaging trash on the counter?
That's when it hit us. The Hurricane got up in the middle of the night with the munchies. He still buys microwavable dishes even tho he destroyed our microwave and has yet to replace it (three months now). And with no microwave how will he heat up his chicken dinner?
In the fireplace of course! Since we had a bon fire going out on the deck for sunset, he went out and grabbed a burning piece of wood and threw it in the fireplace. He then, clever little devil, grabbed a cooking sheet and put his plate of food on top of it and placed all that on top of the burning piece of wood....in the fireplace.
It must have taken too long to heat up because the food was still there in the morning with the cheese melted on it. I was laughing so hard when we figured out what happened that I couldn't even hold the camera still enough to get a good shot. But this is what I woke up to:
This was not the only crazy thing he did Sunday night. I've got two more posts Ill try to get written tonight, one of them was friends finally observing this creature in his natural habitat and the other post will be the reason I may refer to him as "Dr. Hurricane" from this point forward. Exciting stuff.
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LMFAO
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