Hoardes Receipts And Trash

The Hurricane will not throw away any receipts. He dumps them all in the same spot on the counter every day. I've been throwing them all in a drawer to keep the kitchen clean but when I woke up this morning it has really started growing. Figured it's a good time to take a pic and submit this creature to the reality show Hoarders and see if they will do a special on him. This guy is gonna end up so famous and doesn't even know know. Blog to book to tv show to movie. It's all in motions already...

This is NOTHING compared to his room. Yes I take pics of that disaster in his stink cave, but posting them would violate some sense of privacy, but trust me, IT. IS. AMAZING.

Ah hell who am I kidding, of course I'm gonna po st them. Soon as I move out. Along with pics of this guy, many people have asked what he looks like so Ill post them when I move out. In the meantime...just picture Peter Griffin. That is him.