Four Days Without Supervision

I came home after spending the week up in Venice Beach watching a friends house and animals so the Hurricane was unsupervised for a few days. This is a visual tour of the house when I got home last night.

But first, lets talk about what happened when I got home. I get home around 10pm and everything is dark. I assumed the Hurricane is already passed out drunk or something so this is a good sign. Before I walk in the front door I always look through the door (glass door) to see if I can see anything creepy going on before I walk in on it. I see nothing, it's just pitch black dark.

I walk in and turn on the light and the creepiest god damn visual I have ever seen appeared. Two grown ass men, in total darkness, sitting indian style on the floor facing each other. What. The. Fuck.

I see them, stop, turned lights back off and walked out. F that, I'm going to the bar.

I returned a few hours later, when I thought it was safe and I was drunk enough to deal with something like that. He was passed out and this is what I found.

Here is the counter last night. Typical Hurricane destruction. Even got a little Buddha statue on the counter watching over the shitpile.

On to the kitchen counter. Typical trash collecting going on here. Believe it or not...this is somewhat cleaner than this area normally is.

Empty wine bottles. MY empty wine bottles. I normally would be mad that he drank these because I buy them up in Paso Robles, CA, you can't get them down here, but one of these bottles was spiked with 1000mg of pure powder caffeine. Bet he had a fun night trying to get to sleep. (An 8oz can of RedBull has 85mg of caffeine)

This is his new hoarding area. He keeps all his buddhist vitamins and shit here. Oh, and see that knife set in the back? We'll get to that in a sec...

It wouldn't be complete without a sink full of dishes...

Do you remember the fireplace cooking incident? Yep, the food is STILL in the fireplace. That was Sunday night, I took this Thursday night. =)

But wait a second...let us have a closer look at that plate. I can't be 100% sure, but I am fairly positive that there was a lot more chicken on that plate when I took the picture of it Monday morning. The fucking ape has been snacking off of this plate! Not only has the food been left out for days, it's covered in ashes! I can't believe I even get surprised by this animal anymore.

And finally, this last picture if for my brother's wife. My little sister. Who was dumb enough to leave a knife set here after a recent visit. Consider them a total loss Lowey, the Hurricane has been using them to smoke his drugs. You should have known better...

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