Hurricane Proofing The Kitchen

When I woke up to the disaster that was Monday morning, when we discovered that the Hurricane had actually tried to heat up a microwave dinner in the fireplace there was one little piece of evidence that helped us come to that conclusion. The microwave that has been broken for near four months now, and still sits on the counter, was plugged in. It doesn't work but it still will turn on and starts overheating and giving off a really bad burnt electrical smell.

When I cleaned up today (the Hurricane was out of town this weekend, so I turn into a maid to stay sane) I was cleaning up the counter area around our broken electronics pile he has started and remembered he had tried to use it and stunk up the place as recently as a week ago. The only safe thing to do, for me and the guy that lives in the upstairs house, is to prevent the Hurricane from being able to drunkenly try to use a broken microwave, for like the fifth time no less, ever again. I used one of the knives he uses to cook his drugs to cut the cord.

Safety first my friends.