The Hurricane Effigy

The house is filled with empty beer cans and bottles.

Should I clean up after the Hurricane? Yes
Am I going to? No

What to do with all the empties then?

Build an effigy of the Hurricane how he lays on the floor two feet in front of the TV! Now if he wanted to assume his normal position he would have to move the beer can statue of himself (clean up for once).

He ended up bagging up everything. And left the bag right there! With cans in his running shoes he had to at least get that it was of him. Or not, because he later asked me "what was that dead body man that was funny"

BD: I dunno I was drunk.

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