24 Hours Unsupervised

I was only gone for one night, when I left the place the house was perfectly clean and organized, without even a single dish left out since I was off all week. This is what I came home to yesterday.

He is still sleeping on the couch every night. In fact, during the month of March he has YET to sleep in his own room.


The amount of trash that is accumulated and dishes dirtied over such a short period of time is truly amazing. A pack of wild apes couldn't match the mess this creature creates.



After he previously destroyed one set of vertical blinds, I found this piece to the other set today. He completely ripped it off. Amazing.


And it wouldn't be true Hurricane destruction without making a mess in the bathroom as well. What you can't really see in this pic is that the faucet is covered with some sort of hand lotion. I wouldn't even touch it with my hands when I brushed my teeth today.