My fears were realized in under one day. Last night whilst I tried to enjoy some old Cheers episodes I had recorded (reminder that Cheers is the Hurricane's kryptonite, he scurries to his stink cave soon as it comes on) he went into the bathroom and started doing his nasal shit. Soon as he was done he came in and took some of the couch cushions and walked into his room.
I went to relieve myself of a couple of the Bud Lights I was enjoying earlier and that's when I noticed it. He left huge piles of snot and nasal runoff in the sink. He washed NONE of it down. There was even 'water' of some sort on the ground. So to everyone who said this wasn't abnormal behavior...please study this picture I took last night. You may need to click on the pic to enlarge it because it doesn't come out that good with my phone camera but trust me, it's there.
Mmmm k thanx.
And the water is on because I had to make noise while I took the pic, my phone wont let me turn the shutter noise off on the camera app.
ReplyDeleteI randomly found this blog on Wednesday and it has helped kill the rest of my work week. This is hysterical...I mean...I feel bad for you, but you seem to have a good enough attitude about it. Living in NYC myself, I thought I understood nightmare roommates, but I've got nothing on you.
ReplyDeleteThe Hurricane is originally from New York...might have something to do with it, but he didn't blossom until he hit the west coast. Any future roommates this guy ever has will (eventually be able to) google his name and see what they are in for...
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ReplyDeleteGot that beat. Post coming soon as I move out...
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