Monday, March 28, 2011

An Explanation Eludes Me

I came home last night after being gone for another weekend expecting the house to be trashed and destroyed like usual, but was met with a rather unusual situation. The house was not any worse that it was when I left Friday night. And it didn't smell bad, which is also unusual when the Hurricane is not supervised for a few days. BUT, and this is a big BUT, there was some rather weird shit laying around. I snapped pictures of them shaking my head at my complete loss of an explanation for this.

First, we have gloves and two bananas. These are industrial cleaning gloves, and since this creature has never cleaned anything since we've lived here, and probably his entire life, I have zero ideas on why these would be on the coffee table. The bananas...I just don't know. He would have had to find a grocery store to buy these items and that is most improbable.


Do those above items have anything to do with the paper towel that is crumbled up and shoved in between the couch cushions? Hell if I know but I sure as shit ain't touching it...


And it looks like the Hurricane may have gone a little overboard with his nasal cleansing this weekend, bloody tissues everywhere in the trash. This trash can was empty when I left Friday. He filled it up with TP in two days. He tends to go through an entire roll per day.

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4 comments:

  1. Brittany JoyMarch 28, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    I can only assume that these findings are all related. And obscene.

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  2. VegasBDMarch 29, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    I hope not. Gonna just file this one under "i dont wanna know" and move on... =)

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  3. AnonymousApril 3, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    Dude, my roommate also goes through an entire roll of TP per day. I have no idea what he does. It's like he takes one square of TP, crumples it up, throws it in the trash, and that's how he uses the entire roll.

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  4. VegasBDApril 4, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    The Hurricane does the same thing. He now has an ALARM CLOCK in the bathroom. I think he falls asleep in there when he comes home for lunch and needs it to wake him up. I really wish I had installed a camera in that house to see what he does when he's alone.

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