Friday, March 25, 2011

Hurricane vs The Toilet: A Daily Battle

This post probably crosses all lines of decency but F it, if I have to live through this then the least you guys can do is read about it. I tried to keep this blog, for the most part, in good taste but I'm sick of not sharing the really disgusting shit that goes on here. Toenail clippings, backed up toilets, shit on TP rolls, nasal cleaning in the sink, and eating dog food, these things are not gross. THIS is gross....

Everyday I get home the toilet looks like this. I clean this fucking thing almost every day. I'm no neat freak but there is no way I would even piss in this toilet looking like this. Yet, everyday I get home from work and he has re-plastered the thing.


And if that isn't bad enough, this time when I got home (and is what prompted me to write this post) there was a patch of pubes stuck to the seat. And to answer your Q....no it's not possible these are mine. At all. Just gotta take my word on that one.


Welcome to my life.


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3 comments:

  1. fridgelocker.com ..This may help you..just thought I'd share..There is no way I could live in those conditions.

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  2. so i stumbled upon your site today, and i have to say i completely understand what you're going through. in fact, i had to remind myself while reading that this was not actually the same douchebag that i lived with.

    take my advice: get out of this situation now!!! he will ruin your life.

    i only wish i had thought to document my experience as you have. people just dont believe the ridiculousness.

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  3. i only wish i would have started documenting it from the beginning. there are a few months of awesome stories that happened before i realized what a complete disaster this creature was. oh well. and ill be out in a few weeks it looks like =)

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