Defending My Gatorade: A How-To

One thing I can't live without is my Gatorade. I use it for hangover cures as well as a mixer for my adult beverages. I always have it around and in the fridge. The problem with that is of course I live with an all consuming Hurricane. This is one battle I have won so far and his is how.

I needed to be able to keep my Gatorade in the fridge without him drinking it. One thing I needed to do was stop him from drinking straight out of my bottles. He does that with EVERYthing that is left in there. He does not use cups, ever. It might be because there are never any clean cups and he has broken our entire glassware set and all four wine glasses I originally bought, but in either case this was the main problem.

So I went shopping. I needed to find a container that I could pour my gatorade bottles into that would keep them safe. Something that would be so awkward to handle and impossible to drink out of that he wouldn't even try. I found the crowned jewel at Pavillions. It has kept my Gatorade safe. Thank you to whoever designed this absolutely ugly container. =)