New Use For Broken Microwave

I came home to a destroyed house after only being gone for a day. One of the more curious things that stuck out in this weekends destruction was the broken microwave that was set afire four months ago had been moved. Still refusing to throw away this piece of melted plastic and metal that sits on the kitchen counter, apparently now indefinitely even with the electrical cord cut by me for safety reasons, the Hurricane moved it over a few feet so he could use it as a speaker stand.

Good thing he has kept this piece of garbage on the counter for the past few months, what would this creature have done without such an important piece of furniture to prop up his speakers?