Fixes Ceiling Leak, Fails

This solves a mystery I had in a previous post. I was hanging out on the deck yesterday afternoon when I noticed my upstairs neighbor "Fox" was hanging out on the neighbors deck a few houses over. He was waving at me telling me to come over. We hung out there enjoying some adult beverages as Fox told us the latest Hurricane story.

We have a dutch door for a front door so the top part was open as Fox walked by on Sunday. It was raining pretty good that day and he looked in to see the ceiling leaking. Here is a pic of the leak spot, kinda hard to see but you get the idea.


The Hurricane is inside sitting on the couch pillows watching TV like he always does. Fox noticed the leak...and the Hurricane's temporary fix for it. The conversation went like this:

Fox: Hey man the ceiling is leaking pretty good you should do something about that.
Hurr: I did, I put that chair there so it wont drip on the carpet.

Yes people, he put a CLOTH chair under the leak. Not a pot or pan or bucket...but a CHAIR for the water to drip on. This is a pic of the chair and when I checked it after Fox told me this story...it was indeed completely soaked.


Fox: A chair? What? Why are you using a chair?
Hurr: .......
Fox: C'mon man get a big pot so it can catch all the water don't use a chair!
Hurr: Hmm, ok yea, good idea, thanx.

Fox walked off after that exchange as the Hurricane went into the kitchen to look for something. Did he grab a big pot, of which we have several? Did he use the ice cooler that is about ten feet away behind the TV? Nope, the fucking retard used a frying pan! A fucking frying pan! I am now completely convinced this creature is retarded. Really.